








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 269 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 151 matches | ||
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3205 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,195 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3156 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2411 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1016 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 2612 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $619,666 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 454 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | recluse | 72% | 50 |
| #2 | Elession | 67% | 24 |
| #3 | i love you inavel | 66% | 117 |
| #4 | 𝘒𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭 | 64% | 200 |
| #5 | WideHardo | 63% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i love you inavel | +3.69 | 83 | 67 |
| #2 | recluse | +2.60 | 72 | 46 |
| #3 | Elession | +2.17 | 81 | 71 |
| #4 | WideHardo | +2.15 | 75 | 46 |
| #5 | 𝘒𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭 | +2.00 | 74 | 53 |





