








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1375 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,676 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1839 | 39% |
| Smokes | 879 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 977 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 981 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $641,876 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gneeee | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | The toxic kid | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | TWO MAKO | 50% | 108 |
| #4 | Twins | 47% | 101 |
| #5 | T0une | 46% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | The toxic kid | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | TWO MAKO | 50% | 108 |
| #4 | Twins | 47% | 101 |
| #5 | T0une | 46% | 108 |
| #6 | kEnZi | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T0une | 17 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | TWO MAKO | 15 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Twins | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | kEnZi | 4 | 0.0145 |
| #5 | The toxic kid | 3 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TWO MAKO | 227 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Twins | 205 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | T0une | 127 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | The toxic kid | 50 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | kEnZi | 42 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TWO MAKO | +5.05 | 75 | 48 |
| #2 | kEnZi | +3.94 | 81 | 54 |
| #3 | The toxic kid | +0.85 | 61 | 50 |
| #4 | T0une | +0.29 | 57 | 46 |
| #5 | Twins | -0.76 | 57 | 42 |





