








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 807 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1362 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,072 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 515 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1050 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 943 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 564 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $788,690 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Crazy Cocain Man | 49% | 57 |
| #6 | Office 365 | 48% | 50 |
| #7 | sNack | 47% | 104 |
| #8 | KamZ | 45% | 91 |
| #9 | KLTS - 𝓜𝓪𝓴𝓾 | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crazy Cocain Man | 117 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | KamZ | 89 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | Office 365 | 76 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | sNack | 62 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | muki | 48 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crazy Cocain Man | +2.50 | 46 | 52 |
| #2 | sNack | +2.42 | 22 | 27 |
| #3 | muki | +2.19 | 68 | 77 |
| #4 | Pelmeen | +1.06 | 32 | 22 |
| #5 | Pelmeen | +0.86 | 32 | 29 |





