








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1431 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5344 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,633 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2453 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1808 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2207 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1165 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,774,281 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1821 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CMOII | 54% | 39 |
| #2 | Hozi | 31% | 201 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CMOII | 54% | 39 |
| #2 | Hozi | 31% | 201 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hozi | 99 | 0.0255 |
| #2 | CMOII | 3 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hozi | 661 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | CMOII | 75 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CMOII | +4.60 | 97 | 56 |
| #2 | KaoS | +3.70 | 81 | 53 |
| #3 | Hozi | -3.68 | 94 | 51 |





