








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 255 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 333 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2994 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,806 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3031 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1572 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 3679 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2524 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $657,841 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | riddle | 57% | 192 |
| #2 | quibblo | 55% | 121 |
| #3 | Hugh Jass | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | juodas | 47% | 74 |
| #5 | fukzal | 44% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | riddle | 57% | 192 |
| #2 | quibblo | 55% | 121 |
| #3 | Hugh Jass | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | juodas | 47% | 74 |
| #5 | fukzal | 44% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | riddle | 15 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | quibblo | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | juodas | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | fukzal | 5 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quibblo | 336 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | riddle | 323 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | fukzal | 212 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | juodas | 176 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Hugh Jass | 56 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | riddle | +5.19 | 97 | 62 |
| #2 | quibblo | -0.23 | 63 | 59 |
| #3 | fukzal | -0.24 | 70 | 53 |
| #4 | nemo | -1.16 | 58 | 53 |
| #5 | juodas | -1.50 | 60 | 51 |





