








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1543 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 446 matches | ||
| Wingman | 278 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




167 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13680 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,117 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3508 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2949 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 5891 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 3769 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,116,149 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4236 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tommytwotaps v2 | 62% | 169 |
| #2 | tommytwotaps | 56% | 422 |
| #3 | SleepWlkn | 45% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tommytwotaps v2 | 62% | 169 |
| #2 | tommytwotaps | 56% | 422 |
| #3 | SleepWlkn | 45% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SleepWlkn | 38 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | tommytwotaps | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | tommytwotaps v2 | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tommytwotaps | 532 | 0.07 | 16 min |
| #2 | tommytwotaps v2 | 236 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | SleepWlkn | 223 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PopL | +2.92 | 83 | 46 |
| #2 | SleepWlkn | +0.70 | 82 | 46 |
| #3 | tommytwotaps v2 | -0.49 | 65 | 50 |
| #4 | tommytwotaps | -1.17 | 68 | 49 |





