








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 899 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 120 | 13% |
| Smokes | 535 | 60% |
| HE Grenades | 155 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 89 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $135,636 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sora | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Gator7272 | 67% | 24 |
| #3 | Frank Ocean | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | syncedVoid | 52% | 106 |
| #5 | twistedVoid | 51% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sora | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Gator7272 | 67% | 24 |
| #3 | Frank Ocean | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | syncedVoid | 52% | 106 |
| #5 | twistedVoid | 51% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twistedVoid | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | syncedVoid | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | Frank Ocean | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Gator7272 | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gator7272 | 99 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #2 | syncedVoid | 96 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | Frank Ocean | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Sora | 23 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | twistedVoid | 17 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sora | +4.50 | 60 | 49 |
| #2 | Gator7272 | +2.69 | 70 | 66 |
| #3 | jaquise | +1.06 | 74 | 17 |
| #4 | Frank Ocean | +0.50 | 28 | 43 |
| #5 | syncedVoid | -0.41 | 32 | 36 |





