








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 403 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 100 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2051 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,425 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 188 | 8% |
| Smokes | 669 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 828 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 740 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,083,739 of utility $245 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 244 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L9rche | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | supercoolboy21 | 56% | 50 |
| #3 | Danishguy | 55% | 44 |
| #4 | drv50 | 51% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L9rche | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | supercoolboy21 | 56% | 50 |
| #3 | Danishguy | 55% | 44 |
| #4 | drv50 | 51% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supercoolboy21 | 18 | 0.0191 |
| #2 | L9rche | 17 | 0.0296 |
| #3 | drv50 | 11 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Danishguy | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drv50 | 150 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | supercoolboy21 | 54 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Danishguy | 30 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | L9rche | 26 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L9rche | +2.23 | 69 | 24 |
| #2 | dnamedeg | +1.74 | 83 | 30 |
| #3 | Danishguy | +0.50 | 84 | 32 |
| #4 | supercoolboy21 | +0.13 | 50 | 24 |
| #5 | drv50 | -2.86 | 63 | 40 |





