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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2788 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1275 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10333 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,892 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1650 | 9% |
| Smokes | 3283 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 9526 | 50% |
| Molotovs | 4433 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,423,651 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9001 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FIRE IN THE HOLE | 50% | 106 |
| #2 | Smide<3 | 48% | 557 |
| #3 | Antaa vaa sitΓ€ n-pommia<3 | 48% | 233 |
| #4 | Edumeister | 45% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FIRE IN THE HOLE | 50% | 106 |
| #2 | Smide<3 | 48% | 557 |
| #3 | Antaa vaa sitΓ€ n-pommia<3 | 48% | 233 |
| #4 | Edumeister | 45% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antaa vaa sitΓ€ n-pommia<3 | 48 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | Smide<3 | 41 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | FIRE IN THE HOLE | 12 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Edumeister | 5 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smide<3 | 2356 | 0.21 | 47 min |
| #2 | FIRE IN THE HOLE | 537 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #3 | Antaa vaa sitΓ€ n-pommia<3 | 515 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #4 | Edumeister | 141 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π¨ππ’ππ―. | +1.11 | 71 | 34 |
| #2 | Antaa vaa sitΓ€ n-pommia<3 | +0.24 | 65 | 52 |
| #3 | Smide<3 | -0.14 | 63 | 53 |
| #4 | FIRE IN THE HOLE | -1.59 | 39 | 50 |
| #5 | Edumeister | -1.86 | 79 | 48 |





