








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 807 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 282 matches | ||
| Premier | 278 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6227 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,446 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4805 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4436 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4869 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4336 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,209,573 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elitelikethat | 57% | 88 |
| #2 | 【AB】 | 53% | 585 |
| #3 | Leefo3k | 52% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elitelikethat | 57% | 88 |
| #2 | 【AB】 | 53% | 585 |
| #3 | Leefo3k | 52% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 【AB】 | 36 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Leefo3k | 10 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | elitelikethat | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 【AB】 | 1108 | 0.09 | 24 min |
| #2 | elitelikethat | 230 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | Leefo3k | 223 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elitelikethat | +4.73 | 92 | 63 |
| #2 | Leefo3k | +3.59 | 84 | 69 |
| #3 | Dove | +1.44 | 91 | 57 |
| #4 | 【AB】 | -1.50 | 77 | 53 |





