








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1116 matches | ||
| Wingman | 386 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 208 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




127 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13920 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 50,352 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12564 | 25% |
| Smokes | 12890 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 16535 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 8363 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,709,320 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 602 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pussyfeux | 59% | 146 |
| #2 | TECH-9 BRRR | 48% | 145 |
| #3 | KawaiiHarambe | 46% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pussyfeux | 59% | 146 |
| #2 | TECH-9 BRRR | 48% | 145 |
| #3 | KawaiiHarambe | 46% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KawaiiHarambe | 20 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | TECH-9 BRRR | 14 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Pussyfeux | 8 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KawaiiHarambe | 642 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #2 | Pussyfeux | 277 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | TECH-9 BRRR | 203 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pussyfeux | +1.63 | 59 | 57 |
| #2 | 411TH011Y | +0.33 | 69 | 58 |
| #3 | TECH-9 BRRR | -0.46 | 64 | 47 |
| #4 | KawaiiHarambe | -1.35 | 41 | 61 |





