








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 521 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2419 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,130 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3119 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2355 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3689 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1967 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,004,029 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 535 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bljhoofdtje | 65% | 37 |
| #2 | RampaMekKvak | 60% | 50 |
| #3 | Kopr | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | maty | 48% | 50 |
| #5 | we are thej | 47% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maty | 176 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | we are thej | 141 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | bljhoofdtje | 51 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | RampaMekKvak | 27 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Kopr | 21 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RampaMekKvak | +4.04 | 81 | 37 |
| #2 | we are thej | +2.21 | 36 | 56 |
| #3 | Kopr | +2.12 | 68 | 62 |
| #4 | maty | +0.30 | 53 | 54 |
| #5 | bljhoofdtje | +0.24 | 68 | 51 |





