








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2366 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 287 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8868 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,084 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3944 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3816 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 7049 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 5275 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,342,260 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1250 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zefyrleonッ_HUN | 363 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | Proxy | 174 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | liquid tension | 161 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | 7zero7 | 153 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | ϟ 𝐹𝓁𝒶𝓈𝒽 ϟ | 150 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hongd0wn ッ JR. | +3.75 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | ϟ 𝐹𝓁𝒶𝓈𝒽 ϟ | +1.61 | 88 | 59 |
| #3 | liquid tension | +0.07 | 52 | 70 |
| #4 | 7zero7 | -0.44 | 88 | 58 |
| #5 | Zefyrleonッ_HUN | -2.23 | 54 | 53 |





