








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 875 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 242 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5268 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,063 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1193 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1550 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1983 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2337 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $929,309 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1206 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S O U H E I L*_* | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | Lakamora | 51% | 134 |
| #3 | mohamedlarras30 | 50% | 82 |
| #4 | LaPonDa~SixTeeN~ | 50% | 175 |
| #5 | BROLY | 49% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | M0H R0oNEY | 45% | 77 |
| #9 | Zbeel | 45% | 51 |
| #10 | blackmayweather | 44% | 80 |
| #11 | Cpt_1Flint | 38% | 29 |
| #12 | John 7mitch | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lakamora | 12 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | blackmayweather | 8 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | mohamedlarras30 | 7 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | LaPonDa~SixTeeN~ | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | BROLY | 5 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z1T Ψ | +3.70 | 88 | 51 |
| #2 | S O U H E I L*_* | +2.45 | 69 | 71 |
| #3 | Lakamora | +0.01 | 48 | 67 |
| #4 | mohamedlarras30 | -0.60 | 73 | 53 |
| #5 | BROLY | -0.88 | 52 | 66 |





