








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 149 matches | ||
| Faceit | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




123 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7652 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,460 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6677 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4790 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5183 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4810 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,988,498 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3486 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CheezAF | 67% | 36 |
| #2 | beast mode | 64% | 86 |
| #3 | madik | 41% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CheezAF | 67% | 36 |
| #2 | beast mode | 64% | 86 |
| #3 | madik | 41% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | madik | 29 | 0.0235 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CheezAF | 266 | 0.31 | 6 min |
| #2 | beast mode | 154 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | madik | 148 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RLG | +3.43 | 85 | 65 |
| #2 | beast mode | +2.37 | 85 | 62 |
| #3 | CheezAF | -1.69 | 73 | 66 |
| #4 | madik | -2.59 | 28 | 35 |





