








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 577 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 365 matches | ||
| Wingman | 137 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6584 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,126 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6521 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5441 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5494 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2670 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,773,095 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 433 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bindoingthis | 55% | 82 |
| #2 | fuilu | 50% | 84 |
| #3 | Mike Wazowski | 46% | 61 |
| #4 | Bray527 | 43% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bindoingthis | 55% | 82 |
| #2 | fuilu | 50% | 84 |
| #3 | Mike Wazowski | 46% | 61 |
| #4 | Bray527 | 43% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bray527 | 35 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | Mike Wazowski | 13 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | fuilu | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | bindoingthis | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bindoingthis | 181 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | fuilu | 117 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | Bray527 | 85 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | Mike Wazowski | 18 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bray527 | +2.06 | 77 | 40 |
| #2 | off brand yogurt | +0.61 | 65 | 58 |
| #3 | bindoingthis | -0.20 | 62 | 45 |
| #4 | fuilu | -1.15 | 46 | 49 |
| #5 | Mike Wazowski | -2.33 | 60 | 22 |





