








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1067 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 312 matches | ||
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4643 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,419 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3458 | 41% |
| Smokes | 1525 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1801 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1635 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,070,470 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 907 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zioom | 51% | 37 |
| #2 | D3MON | 51% | 201 |
| #3 | _Daw1dox banditcamp.com | 45% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zioom | 51% | 37 |
| #2 | D3MON | 51% | 201 |
| #3 | _Daw1dox banditcamp.com | 45% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D3MON | 23 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Zioom | 17 | 0.0257 |
| #3 | _Daw1dox banditcamp.com | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D3MON | 358 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | Zioom | 120 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | _Daw1dox banditcamp.com | 30 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wojtaz1321 banditcamp.com | +2.22 | 60 | 40 |
| #2 | _Daw1dox banditcamp.com | +0.62 | 77 | 18 |
| #3 | Zioom | +0.36 | 49 | 47 |
| #4 | D3MON | -2.11 | 27 | 59 |





