








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 636 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 238 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3955 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,450 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3403 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3110 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2499 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2438 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $643,563 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 349 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nate | 86% | 21 |
| #2 | 0QAQ01 | 80% | 20 |
| #3 | anna | 72% | 29 |
| #4 | yousef.frazier | 57% | 99 |
| #5 | >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | 54% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 0QAQ01 | 80% | 20 |
| #3 | anna | 72% | 29 |
| #4 | yousef.frazier | 57% | 99 |
| #5 | >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | 54% | 39 |
| #6 | Ratatoullie | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yousef.frazier | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | anna | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Nate | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | 0QAQ01 | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yousef.frazier | 404 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | anna | 114 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | 111 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | 0QAQ01 | 84 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ratatoullie | 64 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ratatoullie | +5.12 | 91 | 60 |
| #2 | slump | +3.60 | 93 | 66 |
| #3 | 0QAQ01 | +2.72 | 91 | 68 |
| #4 | >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | +2.07 | 71 | 82 |
| #5 | yousef.frazier | +1.30 | 91 | 68 |





