








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1323 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,444 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 941 | 27% |
| Smokes | 899 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 816 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 788 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $722,811 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | + | 71% | 28 |
| #2 | Siivoojja | 61% | 46 |
| #3 | Arnold | 56% | 55 |
| #4 | :l | 47% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | + | 71% | 28 |
| #2 | Siivoojja | 61% | 46 |
| #3 | Arnold | 56% | 55 |
| #4 | :l | 47% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Siivoojja | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | + | 3 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | :l | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Arnold | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arnold | 303 | 0.28 | 9 min |
| #2 | :l | 191 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Siivoojja | 61 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | + | 52 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | + | +5.35 | 81 | 47 |
| #2 | :l | +2.50 | 80 | 55 |
| #3 | Arnold | +2.20 | 76 | 78 |
| #4 | Siivoojja | +1.68 | 69 | 61 |
| #5 | Tike Myson | -3.42 | 51 | 41 |





