








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2182 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,134 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1016 | 32% |
| Smokes | 791 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 961 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 366 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,184,326 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 259 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sam Sulek [REAL] | 50% | 151 |
| #2 | Barathé Gábor | 49% | 97 |
| #3 | HontaiAS | 49% | 110 |
| #4 | Weaver | 49% | 133 |
| #5 | Vakum | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Barathé Gábor | 49% | 97 |
| #3 | HontaiAS | 49% | 110 |
| #4 | Weaver | 49% | 133 |
| #5 | Vakum | 41% | 27 |
| #6 | Thundermedic | 28% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Weaver | 15 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Sam Sulek [REAL] | 12 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Barathé Gábor | 10 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | HontaiAS | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Vakum | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HontaiAS | 442 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #2 | Sam Sulek [REAL] | 319 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Barathé Gábor | 304 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Weaver | 57 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #5 | Vakum | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sam Sulek [REAL] | +3.64 | 74 | 57 |
| #2 | Barathé Gábor | +1.84 | 74 | 45 |
| #3 | Kuxi | -1.10 | 35 | 32 |
| #4 | Weaver | -1.35 | 41 | 34 |
| #5 | HontaiAS | -1.88 | 19 | 65 |





