








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 519 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 271 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3742 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,639 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5748 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4593 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4658 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3640 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,210,037 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 469 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lima | 64% | 59 |
| #2 | Floky_99 | 59% | 32 |
| #3 | John Rambo | 54% | 150 |
| #4 | ]L[1M4 | 53% | 206 |
| #5 | KILLA | 49% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ]L[1M4 | 53% | 206 |
| #5 | KILLA | 49% | 92 |
| #6 | SøParaNabøs | 45% | 49 |
| #7 | PRADO | 43% | 76 |
| #8 | Tshabalalla | 33% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ]L[1M4 | 14 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | John Rambo | 9 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | PRADO | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | KILLA | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Lima | 4 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ]L[1M4 | 845 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #2 | KILLA | 322 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | John Rambo | 292 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Lima | 255 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | Tshabalalla | 104 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lima | +4.08 | 79 | 69 |
| #2 | ]L[1M4 | +2.08 | 77 | 72 |
| #3 | KILLA | +1.83 | 50 | 73 |
| #4 | Tshabalalla | +0.03 | 46 | 55 |
| #5 | SøParaNabøs | -0.14 | 61 | 40 |





