








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,441 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 949 | 39% |
| Smokes | 391 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 603 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 498 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $446,916 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FAATTYYY | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | dignan | 62% | 102 |
| #3 | Gypsy crusader is my idol <3 | 61% | 36 |
| #4 | Gypsy Crusader♿ | 61% | 59 |
| #5 | Dzony | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dzony | 3 | 0.0214 |
| #2 | Gypsy crusader is my idol <3 | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | dignan | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Gypsy Crusader♿ | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Lil G | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dignan | +4.01 | 69 | 69 |
| #2 | FAATTYYY | +2.93 | 55 | 58 |
| #3 | Gypsy crusader is my idol <3 | +0.57 | 61 | 39 |
| #4 | Aezta | +0.53 | 65 | 51 |
| #5 | Dzony | +0.37 | 70 | 33 |





