








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 519 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 520 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5280 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,725 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8512 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6682 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6858 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4673 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,661,190 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 627 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Keelah | 49% | 77 |
| #2 | --=CrazyVegeta=-- | 49% | 254 |
| #3 | Witwe Bolte | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Keelah | 49% | 77 |
| #2 | --=CrazyVegeta=-- | 49% | 254 |
| #3 | Witwe Bolte | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | --=CrazyVegeta=-- | 17 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | ✪ Keelah | 8 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | --=CrazyVegeta=-- | 809 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | ✪ Keelah | 291 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | Witwe Bolte | 90 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥[Δlex_JD]♥ | +0.72 | 67 | 72 |
| #2 | ✪ Keelah | -0.03 | 42 | 60 |
| #3 | Witwe Bolte | -2.04 | 36 | 65 |
| #4 | --=CrazyVegeta=-- | -2.17 | 27 | 67 |





