








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 991 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 345 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 114 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8538 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,803 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12251 | 32% |
| Smokes | 10341 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6980 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 8231 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,439,344 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 408 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KULUK | 61% | 107 |
| #2 | ღღღღღ | 59% | 51 |
| #3 | Nakamichi | 54% | 168 |
| #4 | TeDBaRkeRR | 53% | 78 |
| #5 | brckhmptn | 52% | 233 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | T e D B a R k e R | 50% | 52 |
| #7 | somehow | 50% | 136 |
| #8 | iueo | 50% | 107 |
| #9 | RumRum | 46% | 135 |
| #10 | 𝚋𝚊𝚠𝚘𝚛 | 44% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brckhmptn | 16 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Nakamichi | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | ღღღღღ | 9 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | RumRum | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | KULUK | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | somehow | 668 | 0.23 | 19 min |
| #2 | RumRum | 497 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | brckhmptn | 479 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | KULUK | 317 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #5 | Nakamichi | 236 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ღღღღღ | +2.89 | 61 | 67 |
| #2 | EASYMONEY$ | +1.92 | 44 | 73 |
| #3 | somehow | +1.03 | 84 | 68 |
| #4 | brckhmptn | +0.75 | 63 | 55 |
| #5 | KULUK | +0.51 | 64 | 66 |





