








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 163 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2594 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,419 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2325 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1934 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2454 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 706 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $701,817 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 575 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 雪花飘飘 北风萧萧 | 66% | 80 |
| #2 | 3P.UrDadGay | 64% | 80 |
| #3 | emrujuan | 62% | 77 |
| #4 | Maffa | 61% | 72 |
| #5 | twinsoulllADHD | 60% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emrujuan | 9 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | twinsoulllADHD | 7 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | strawberry | 7 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | 하늘 Calsifer | 6 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | Maffa | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kizai 404 | +4.74 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | 하늘 Calsifer | +3.37 | 74 | 57 |
| #3 | 3P.UrDadGay | +1.64 | 79 | 39 |
| #4 | strawberry | +1.48 | 60 | 61 |
| #5 | emrujuan | +1.05 | 58 | 39 |





