








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 303 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 234 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,470 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1777 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2014 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2616 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2063 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,025,073 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 402 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Dalai Drama | 55% | 60 |
| #6 | Schwalbe | 54% | 105 |
| #7 | romsol | 52% | 31 |
| #8 | Katatatatata | 47% | 15 |
| #9 | P1nter | 34% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -McMawa- | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Dalai Drama | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | P1nter | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | MIKLOM™ | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | ɹǝʇsᴉǝɯƃᴉnɹoz | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ɹǝʇsᴉǝɯƃᴉnɹoz | 186 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | P1nter | 165 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | romsol | 122 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | Schwalbe | 121 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | MIKLOM™ | 82 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ɹǝʇsᴉǝɯƃᴉnɹoz | +2.06 | 70 | 79 |
| #2 | sчяох | +1.23 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | MIKLOM™ | -0.33 | 83 | 59 |
| #4 | P1nter | -1.03 | 76 | 62 |
| #5 | -McMawa- | -1.28 | 88 | 62 |





