








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 451 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 385 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4553 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,157 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2179 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3690 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2760 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3528 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,469,611 of utility $236 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 349 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puttone♿ | 46% | 337 |
| #2 | moze✞ | 46% | 323 |
| #3 | juseZ | 45% | 356 |
| #4 | Testari - Liggett & Myers | 43% | 30 |
| #5 | Ronizziw | 43% | 287 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puttone♿ | 46% | 337 |
| #2 | moze✞ | 46% | 323 |
| #3 | juseZ | 45% | 356 |
| #4 | Testari - Liggett & Myers | 43% | 30 |
| #5 | Ronizziw | 43% | 287 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puttone♿ | 23 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | moze✞ | 19 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Ronizziw | 14 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | juseZ | 12 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Testari - Liggett & Myers | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juseZ | 1118 | 0.15 | 29 min |
| #2 | Ronizziw | 919 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #3 | puttone♿ | 722 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #4 | moze✞ | 570 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #5 | Testari - Liggett & Myers | 80 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronizziw | +1.63 | 79 | 57 |
| #2 | moze✞ | +0.91 | 57 | 57 |
| #3 | Testari - Liggett & Myers | +0.52 | 54 | 50 |
| #4 | ALP0 | -0.35 | 62 | 43 |
| #5 | puttone♿ | -0.62 | 41 | 60 |





