








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
949 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,470 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 968 | 28% |
| Smokes | 893 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 735 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 874 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $125,584 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sunshine | 3 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | k4yTHANHXUAN | 1 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sunshine | 74 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | HONDAWAVEVSYAMAHAXMAX | 68 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | k4yTHANHXUAN | 32 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #4 | mazal my friend | 28 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | stylish | 23 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sunshine | +3.57 | 74 | 57 |
| #2 | 1 | +3.30 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | k4yTHANHXUAN | +1.31 | 57 | 55 |
| #4 | HONDAWAVEVSYAMAHAXMAX | +0.52 | 75 | 54 |
| #5 | mazal my friend | -1.93 | 72 | 52 |





