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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 519 matches | ||
| Faceit | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8086 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,199 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5305 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6892 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4771 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5231 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,108,116 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 507 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr.Fudge | 60% | 58 |
| #2 | karinasyodel | 55% | 71 |
| #3 | near | 54% | 161 |
| #4 | Senn | 49% | 81 |
| #5 | .year | 49% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr.Fudge | 60% | 58 |
| #2 | karinasyodel | 55% | 71 |
| #3 | near | 54% | 161 |
| #4 | Senn | 49% | 81 |
| #5 | .year | 49% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | near | 11 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Dr.Fudge | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Senn | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | karinasyodel | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | .year | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | near | 380 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | karinasyodel | 204 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Dr.Fudge | 148 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | Senn | 120 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | .year | 119 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr.Fudge | +1.32 | 49 | 66 |
| #2 | karinasyodel | +1.18 | 49 | 67 |
| #3 | snappy | +0.52 | 82 | 56 |
| #4 | near | +0.50 | 67 | 52 |
| #5 | .year | +0.11 | 56 | 62 |





