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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 241 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2448 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,915 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1023 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1777 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2213 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1902 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,505,853 of utility $251 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Strelko | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | ★ Janoviccc ★ | 45% | 80 |
| #3 | ervin | 40% | 25 |
| #4 | luky | 37% | 30 |
| #5 | rdo | 32% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ★ Janoviccc ★ | 45% | 80 |
| #3 | ervin | 40% | 25 |
| #4 | luky | 37% | 30 |
| #5 | rdo | 32% | 59 |
| #6 | Gogis :"" | 24% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ Janoviccc ★ | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | rdo | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | ervin | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ Janoviccc ★ | 336 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #2 | rdo | 146 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Gogis :"" | 42 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Strelko | 39 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | luky | 34 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rdo | +2.88 | 92 | 71 |
| #2 | ervin | +0.00 | 78 | 71 |
| #3 | Gogis :"" | -0.37 | 80 | 51 |
| #4 | ritchienald | -0.62 | 77 | 50 |
| #5 | ★ Janoviccc ★ | -0.63 | 57 | 71 |





