








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
775 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1058 | 49% |
| Smokes | 370 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 93 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 617 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $294,368 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jon Jones | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Brock Lesnar | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Quit2era | 2 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | Colby Covington | 1 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jon Jones | 315 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #2 | Brock Lesnar | 56 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Quit2era | 47 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | LilF | 38 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | no name | 23 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jon Jones | +4.30 | 65 | 65 |
| #2 | no name | +2.53 | 97 | 63 |
| #3 | ttz | +1.60 | 88 | 63 |
| #4 | Quit2era | +0.97 | 84 | 65 |
| #5 | LilF | -0.08 | 81 | 64 |





