








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1977 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 453 matches | ||
| Faceit | 364 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12063 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,686 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11052 | 29% |
| Smokes | 9339 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 9338 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8957 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,773,585 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 680 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 21 | 702 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #2 | Gang | 381 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | eugert0n | 326 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | OBAMA MINION | 277 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | kone | 260 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gangstabot69420 | +3.60 | 89 | 52 |
| #2 | eugert0n | +1.78 | 80 | 60 |
| #3 | Blessed | +1.26 | 73 | 61 |
| #4 | kone | +0.76 | 54 | 61 |
| #5 | Delmetrice "Trifecta" Syringe | -0.11 | 70 | 53 |





