








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 393 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,907 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3459 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2871 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2744 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1833 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $361,907 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Undefined | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | sL.x | 63% | 52 |
| #3 | bengl | 62% | 37 |
| #4 | xanax | 58% | 26 |
| #5 | Angada | 56% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | layZ | 188 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | sL.x | 181 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | Rangel | 175 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Angada | 169 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #5 | xanax | 91 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sL.x | +4.37 | 69 | 67 |
| #2 | Polizei Nrw | +1.73 | 55 | 60 |
| #3 | Angada | +0.75 | 76 | 58 |
| #4 | Undefined | +0.52 | 63 | 51 |
| #5 | bengl | +0.11 | 77 | 62 |





