








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 336 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2768 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,025 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1134 | 37% |
| Smokes | 330 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1041 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 520 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $363,923 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 356 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | a l x c s. | 52% | 64 |
| #2 | cipi | 48% | 264 |
| #3 | fratelo | 44% | 57 |
| #4 | luci madrid | 42% | 33 |
| #5 | kino | 28% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | a l x c s. | 52% | 64 |
| #2 | cipi | 48% | 264 |
| #3 | fratelo | 44% | 57 |
| #4 | luci madrid | 42% | 33 |
| #5 | kino | 28% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cipi | 33 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | kino | 10 | 0.0180 |
| #3 | luci madrid | 9 | 0.0135 |
| #4 | a l x c s. | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | fratelo | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cipi | 308 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | a l x c s. | 234 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | kino | 51 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | fratelo | 43 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | luci madrid | 30 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kino | +2.27 | 77 | 54 |
| #2 | robert | +2.02 | 86 | 38 |
| #3 | a l x c s. | -0.26 | 63 | 51 |
| #4 | cipi | -0.40 | 58 | 18 |
| #5 | fratelo | -3.34 | 44 | 49 |





