








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Wingman | 69 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3356 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2993 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3168 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2446 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2111 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $834,607 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sky ☬ | 88% | 17 |
| #2 | GhostY | 83% | 18 |
| #3 | Zenith ☬ | 79% | 24 |
| #4 | Alaric Dell ☬ | 77% | 22 |
| #5 | ☬Gioo | 74% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | MAT1ZINHO | 59% | 22 |
| #14 | Pancho_Villa | 57% | 23 |
| #15 | cogu =) | 56% | 34 |
| #16 | Abi galil | 52% | 75 |
| #17 | SouL | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuxe | 10 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Ncloadin6 | 8 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | HATZIVEN | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | cogu =) | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | sky ☬ | 2 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HATZIVEN | 650 | 0.37 | 16 min |
| #2 | Ncloadin6 | 272 | 0.32 | 7 min |
| #3 | Señor Vac | 217 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | LeesK | 210 | 0.31 | 7 min |
| #5 | cogu =) | 206 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GhostY | +3.72 | 73 | 59 |
| #2 | frivolo | +3.56 | 81 | 64 |
| #3 | Pancho_Villa | +3.02 | 86 | 55 |
| #4 | sky ☬ | +2.99 | 85 | 59 |
| #5 | Bnj | +2.61 | 80 | 56 |





