








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 750 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 271 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4408 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,702 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3711 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4060 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4159 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3772 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,310,244 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1197 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veesevolodi | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | sonE | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | Zaryte Vambraces | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | Ma ei ole goblin | 55% | 171 |
| #5 | WÖRTTI MÄÄLY | 54% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ma ei ole goblin | 286 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #2 | WÖRTTI MÄÄLY | 125 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | sonE | 97 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | KrMuCloud | 90 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Veesevolodi | 77 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veesevolodi | +3.28 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | WÖRTTI MÄÄLY | +3.22 | 90 | 63 |
| #3 | 456 | +0.24 | 72 | 65 |
| #4 | Zaryte Vambraces | +0.15 | 52 | 48 |
| #5 | sonE | +0.09 | 63 | 66 |





