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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1030 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,708 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 335 | 20% |
| Smokes | 518 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 187 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 668 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $290,818 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Ax' | 60% | 25 |
| #4 | Ridy | 60% | 45 |
| #5 | ImploZ | 53% | 38 |
| #6 | KaiDen | 51% | 35 |
| #7 | Starkraz® | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ridy | 63 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | KaiDen | 51 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | ImploZ | 34 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Starkraz® | 27 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | petite pute | 22 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | petite pute | +5.59 | 94 | 56 |
| #2 | KaiDen | +4.74 | 86 | 61 |
| #3 | Ax' | +1.77 | 69 | 16 |
| #4 | Baddie | +0.45 | 36 | 33 |
| #5 | Ridy | -0.35 | 67 | 60 |





