








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 386 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
942 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,602 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 444 | 10% |
| Smokes | 2124 | 46% |
| HE Grenades | 932 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1102 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $375,138 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Branden12 | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | Terra | 40% | 136 |
| #3 | 𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 | 35% | 20 |
| #4 | NRVDMG™ | 35% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Branden12 | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | Terra | 40% | 136 |
| #3 | 𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 | 35% | 20 |
| #4 | NRVDMG™ | 35% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terra | 10 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | NRVDMG™ | 6 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Branden12 | 3 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terra | 143 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | NRVDMG™ | 119 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | 𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 | 83 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | Branden12 | 40 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Branden12 | +10.81 | 86 | 57 |
| #2 | 𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 | +2.67 | 44 | 56 |
| #3 | NRVDMG™ | -0.38 | 43 | 58 |
| #4 | Chutters | -1.94 | 28 | 41 |
| #5 | Terra | -3.24 | 10 | 51 |





