








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 409 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 207 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2465 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,606 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1396 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1106 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2133 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1971 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,152,171 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KingKai090 | 52% | 44 |
| #2 | Ryan | 43% | 77 |
| #3 | Iced Tea Henry | 43% | 174 |
| #4 | (っ◔◡◔)っPsychedelic Tab | 41% | 133 |
| #5 | Thrasher | 38% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KingKai090 | 52% | 44 |
| #2 | Ryan | 43% | 77 |
| #3 | Iced Tea Henry | 43% | 174 |
| #4 | (っ◔◡◔)っPsychedelic Tab | 41% | 133 |
| #5 | Thrasher | 38% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iced Tea Henry | 27 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | (っ◔◡◔)っPsychedelic Tab | 10 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Ryan | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | KingKai090 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (っ◔◡◔)っPsychedelic Tab | 189 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | Ryan | 147 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Thrasher | 95 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Iced Tea Henry | 51 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | KingKai090 | 46 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiligentXP | +2.23 | 79 | 44 |
| #2 | Ryan | +0.48 | 48 | 61 |
| #3 | (っ◔◡◔)っPsychedelic Tab | -1.15 | 57 | 43 |
| #4 | Iced Tea Henry | -2.09 | 18 | 22 |
| #5 | KingKai090 | -3.38 | 31 | 41 |





