








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 446 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,975 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5278 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4995 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3101 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3601 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,209,788 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jorgos | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | exrn | 60% | 42 |
| #3 | slava putin UKRAIN TERRORIST | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | IVK | 51% | 47 |
| #5 | babs | 50% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moksa | 15 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Mori | 12 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Erkki | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | babs | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Gats to Go | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IVK | +4.10 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | Mori | +3.56 | 82 | 66 |
| #3 | exrn | +1.58 | 57 | 67 |
| #4 | jARSKO | +0.96 | 67 | 65 |
| #5 | Jorgos | +0.82 | 49 | 60 |





