








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3316 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,923 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2904 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2740 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2211 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2068 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $707,225 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 517 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NONICK2115 | 52% | 42 |
| #2 | EL DizELITO γ | 52% | 25 |
| #3 | Lucifer Morningstar | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | QTaz | 47% | 66 |
| #5 | γͺγΈ | 46% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Lucifer Morningstar | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | QTaz | 47% | 66 |
| #5 | γͺγΈ | 46% | 78 |
| #6 | π―ππππ | 42% | 110 |
| #7 | π―ππππ | 28% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | γͺγΈ | 15 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | π―ππππ | 12 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | QTaz | 7 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | π―ππππ | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | NONICK2115 | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | γͺγΈ | 176 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | π―ππππ | 175 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | QTaz | 108 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | π―ππππ | 93 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | EL DizELITO γ | 65 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | γͺγΈ | +2.24 | 60 | 59 |
| #2 | QTaz | +1.59 | 56 | 51 |
| #3 | RT10 Jabbi | +1.57 | 71 | 55 |
| #4 | Lucifer Morningstar | +1.52 | 78 | 22 |
| #5 | EL DizELITO γ | -2.32 | 61 | 56 |





