








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1185 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 347 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7923 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,340 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10348 | 37% |
| Smokes | 7297 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4040 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 6655 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,096,804 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1428 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abst4tus | 77% | 43 |
| #2 | fmj | 67% | 58 |
| #3 | Beffer45 | 64% | 140 |
| #4 | Mas | 62% | 63 |
| #5 | AAAYNICK---A | 57% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roblox shoota | +3.46 | 89 | 51 |
| #2 | AAAYNICK---A | +3.11 | 91 | 65 |
| #3 | abst4tus | +3.00 | 87 | 54 |
| #4 | fmj | +2.70 | 89 | 55 |
| #5 | Charles | +2.70 | 87 | 71 |





