








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Renown | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1984 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,828 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1355 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1522 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1315 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1636 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $380,223 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AgNarBiceps | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | Peders3n | 66% | 44 |
| #3 | h00ked | 55% | 111 |
| #4 | mangoo | 49% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AgNarBiceps | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | Peders3n | 66% | 44 |
| #3 | h00ked | 55% | 111 |
| #4 | mangoo | 49% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mangoo | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | h00ked | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Peders3n | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h00ked | 174 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | Peders3n | 144 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | mangoo | 107 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | AgNarBiceps | 9 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AgNarBiceps | +2.92 | 88 | 58 |
| #2 | Sjoberg | +2.17 | 87 | 64 |
| #3 | Peders3n | +0.48 | 70 | 69 |
| #4 | h00ked | -1.02 | 57 | 52 |
| #5 | mangoo | -1.62 | 71 | 49 |





