








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 299 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3801 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1059 | 37% |
| Smokes | 411 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 904 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 466 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $148,445 of utility $11 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 605 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1llg0r3 | 48% | 63 |
| #2 | Philautia-TheCat | 43% | 235 |
| #3 | starlyn | 34% | 64 |
| #4 | PuppygirlAsh | 33% | 79 |
| #5 | cat girl cafe | 32% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1llg0r3 | 48% | 63 |
| #2 | Philautia-TheCat | 43% | 235 |
| #3 | starlyn | 34% | 64 |
| #4 | PuppygirlAsh | 33% | 79 |
| #5 | cat girl cafe | 32% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Philautia-TheCat | 26 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | PuppygirlAsh | 11 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | k1llg0r3 | 10 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | cat girl cafe | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | starlyn | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Philautia-TheCat | 419 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #2 | k1llg0r3 | 146 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | PuppygirlAsh | 139 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | starlyn | 62 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | cat girl cafe | 56 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Philautia-TheCat | +3.46 | 41 | 43 |
| #2 | cat girl cafe | +2.22 | 54 | 26 |
| #3 | k1llg0r3 | +0.12 | 37 | 32 |
| #4 | starlyn | +0.06 | 63 | 14 |
| #5 | PuppygirlAsh | -1.72 | 20 | 49 |





