








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 231 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3606 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,524 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1448 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1968 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1500 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2608 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,347,476 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 571 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arne Sjögren | 76% | 85 |
| #2 | L. | 63% | 46 |
| #3 | dreiradandi | 63% | 24 |
| #4 | yao | 58% | 24 |
| #5 | d9ntklick | 48% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arne Sjögren | 76% | 85 |
| #2 | L. | 63% | 46 |
| #3 | dreiradandi | 63% | 24 |
| #4 | yao | 58% | 24 |
| #5 | d9ntklick | 48% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arne Sjögren | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | d9ntklick | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | yao | 3 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | L. | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d9ntklick | 334 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | Arne Sjögren | 324 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | yao | 59 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | dreiradandi | 46 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | L. | 9 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arne Sjögren | +5.45 | 96 | 59 |
| #2 | 16klx | +2.62 | 87 | 59 |
| #3 | yao | +0.25 | 73 | 54 |
| #4 | dreiradandi | -0.48 | 66 | 63 |
| #5 | L. | -0.56 | 59 | 35 |





