








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 779 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




140 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7758 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,817 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3394 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1517 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 3954 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1952 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,153,802 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 310 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Айвори Куш | 56% | 41 |
| #2 | Dudky | 55% | 33 |
| #3 | sensei zem zem | 54% | 409 |
| #4 | Profajzo εїз | 53% | 47 |
| #5 | ᴍᴀɪɴ 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆✞ | 48% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sensei zem zem | 1475 | 0.18 | 34 min |
| #2 | xyzn | 395 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | ᴍᴀɪɴ 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆✞ | 233 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | aadmko | 172 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Dudky | 141 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mete | +4.61 | 83 | 55 |
| #2 | xyzn | +1.82 | 80 | 61 |
| #3 | sensei zem zem | -0.01 | 61 | 62 |
| #4 | Айвори Куш | -0.24 | 46 | 55 |
| #5 | Profajzo εїз | -0.60 | 68 | 49 |





