








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 879 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 134 matches | ||
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 120 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




103 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6318 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,583 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9192 | 39% |
| Smokes | 5628 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4710 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4053 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,975,249 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | riley | 69% | 103 |
| #3 | ✧ Javierhinox ✧ | 64% | 285 |
| #4 | z3usMONSTAH | 64% | 320 |
| #5 | Noname | 63% | 120 |
| #6 | Miguel Hernández | 59% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z3usMONSTAH | 102 | 0.0167 |
| #2 | ✧ Javierhinox ✧ | 62 | 0.0114 |
| #3 | Miguel Hernández | 24 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | Noname | 13 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | riley | 13 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✧ Javierhinox ✧ | 1906 | 0.35 | 54 min |
| #2 | z3usMONSTAH | 1619 | 0.26 | 52 min |
| #3 | Miguel Hernández | 333 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #4 | riley | 333 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | Noname | 309 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z3usMONSTAH | +4.86 | 79 | 81 |
| #2 | riley | +2.05 | 66 | 61 |
| #3 | ✧ Javierhinox ✧ | +2.04 | 70 | 75 |
| #4 | Miguel Hernández | +1.10 | 77 | 66 |
| #5 | Noname | +0.73 | 67 | 66 |





