








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 501 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 656 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




196 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11938 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,774 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6894 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2828 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 7970 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 6082 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,380,917 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 812 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiro323 [K1R0323 TTV] | 48% | 517 |
| #2 | DaN-... | 44% | 57 |
| #3 | Professional bottom frag | 44% | 219 |
| #4 | Sl1ckz ︻芫----- | 43% | 76 |
| #5 | AdArdyanAd | 43% | 258 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiro323 [K1R0323 TTV] | 188 | 0.0172 |
| #2 | Professional bottom frag | 55 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | ecada | 48 | 0.0083 |
| #4 | AdArdyanAd | 33 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | nanonsi | 27 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaN-... | +7.09 | 86 | 51 |
| #2 | Endlich Ruhe im Puff! | +2.33 | 64 | 49 |
| #3 | Sl1ckz ︻芫----- | +1.84 | 48 | 62 |
| #4 | ♿︎I am 9 year old | +1.51 | 74 | 47 |
| #5 | Potatos | +0.08 | 64 | 42 |





