








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1099 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 680 matches | ||
| Wingman | 241 matches | ||
| Faceit | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9965 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,214 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6674 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6374 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6118 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6048 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,701,200 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 449 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nieve | 54% | 251 |
| #2 | Pitopadentro | 52% | 63 |
| #3 | focusderp7 | 49% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nieve | 54% | 251 |
| #2 | Pitopadentro | 52% | 63 |
| #3 | focusderp7 | 49% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nieve | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | focusderp7 | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Pitopadentro | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nieve | 1070 | 0.20 | 30 min |
| #2 | Pitopadentro | 170 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | focusderp7 | 105 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nieve | +1.59 | 84 | 70 |
| #2 | Eric Lahoz | +1.58 | 69 | 53 |
| #3 | focusderp7 | -0.23 | 65 | 37 |
| #4 | Pitopadentro | -2.86 | 38 | 55 |





