








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 71 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,148 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2201 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1664 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2936 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 347 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $77,971 of utility $17 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 尺ノ乙乙レ乇尺 | 49 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | zsiroslilahagymaskenyer | 14 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | RabloJr | 10 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | skin=skill | 9 | 0.0135 |
| #5 | imonawholenotherlevelimgeeking | 5 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 尺ノ乙乙レ乇尺 | 776 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #2 | skin=skill | 129 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | zsiroslilahagymaskenyer | 99 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | RabloJr | 77 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Pharsi | 35 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RabloJr | +5.06 | 80 | 21 |
| #2 | skin=skill | +2.34 | 58 | 45 |
| #3 | 尺ノ乙乙レ乇尺 | -0.61 | 38 | 56 |
| #4 | A legsötétebb lovag | -1.23 | 25 | 62 |
| #5 | zsiroslilahagymaskenyer | -1.85 | 49 | 34 |





